If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday.
—Poor Richard’s Almanac.
April Twenty-second
She—“They are the most wonderful compositions in the language.”
He—“They don’t compare with Jack Harvey’s. Why, he wrote a letter of condolence to a widow and she took off her mourning immediately.”
—Life.
April Twenty-third
Drying a widow’s tears is one of the most dangerous occupations known to man.
—Dorothy Dix.