I told Martin when we’d first come to London, that I must see the Widder Albert whilst I was there.
—Josiah Allen’s Wife
April Twenty-fifth
“Doctor, do you think my wife will recover?”
“Oh, yes! I told her I already had a wife picked out for you in case she didn’t get well.”
—Life.
April Twenty-sixth
Keep your eyes open before marriage; half shut afterwards.
—Poor Richard’s Almanac.