Widow—“Yes, I have cremated three husbands.”
Old maid—“It seems unfair. Here I’ve lived all these years and never have been able to get married to one man and you’ve had husbands to burn.”
—Chauncey M. Depew’s Story.
April Twenty-eighth
“Better to have loved extensively than never to have loved at all.”
April Twenty-ninth
Agent—“Isn’t this stone a trifle small for a man of your husband’s prominence?”
Widow—“No, sir! If Thomas thought a stone like that was good enough for his first wife, I guess it’s plenty good enough for Thomas.”
—Life.