You can’t talk to a remarried woman at a dinner party about her first husband, especially if one of her subsequent husbands is present.
—Edward Stanton Martin.
May First
Divorce is the spice of life.
—Life.
May Second
“We hated to tell you, but your drowned husband’s body has been found and it is covered with eels.”
“Well,” sighed the widow, drying her eyes, “set him again.”
—Chauncey M. Depew’s Story.