St. Peter (to first applicant)—“Were you married while on earth?”

First Applicant—“I was; twice.”

St. Peter—“Walk in. You deserve it.”

—The Wasp.

May Fourth

The turf has drunk a widow’s tear,

Three of her husbands slumber here.

—Epitaph at Staffordshire.

May Fifth

Behold I have commanded a widow woman there to sustain thee.