“So Mrs. Gaylord insists on a separation?”
“Yes. She didn’t mind his neglect, but whenever he was a little good to her he was so very virtuous about it that she just couldn’t stand it.”
—Harper’s Bazar.
May Twelfth
Easy-crying widows take new husbands soonest; there is nothing like wet weather for transplanting.
—Oliver Wendell Holmes.
May Thirteenth
Mrs. Henpeck—“Now, suppose I should die.”
Mr. Henpeck—“Good heavens! Is there any doubt about it?”
—Life.