May Fourteenth
There are four hundred and fifty Revolutionary widows left. Here is a chance now for those men who pant for a wife of the good old days.
—Danbury News Man.
May Fifteenth
Never marry a widow unless her first husband was hanged.
—Proverb.
May Sixteenth
Widows secretly rejoice in the admiration of men, but indulge themselves in no further consequences.
—Addison.