—Stowe.

June Fourteenth

Surely any good man who has one wife already would stay at home till moss accumulated on his scalp, rather than go gadding and take the chance of running against his affinity.

—Edward Stanton Martin.

June Fifteenth

When a man is chased by a determined widow, it is a mere waste of shoe leather to run away from it.

—Dorothy Dix.

June Sixteenth

You can’t imagine, sir, what ’tis to have to do with a widow.

—Addison.