June Seventeenth

What objections there are to second marriages are almost exclusively sentimental.

—Edward Stanton Martin.

June Eighteenth

Miss Jones (to Mr. Brown who has survived three wives)—“They must get kind o’ mixed up in heaven with so many Mrs. Browns about.”

Mr. Brown—“Oh, no, I calculate not! You see they’re all different shades of Brown.”

—Life.

June Nineteenth

The chief characteristic of the widow is its skill in bringing down its game.

—Dorothy Dix.