Dick: Why not?
Tom: I laughed yesterday when a guy slipped on a banana peel, and I’ll bet he kicked ten days off of my life, all right.
Dick: Well, you only got what was coming to you. Now the first act—
Tom: Here’s a funny thing.
Dick: What’s that?
Tom: Why, night falls but it doesn’t break.
Dick: Well, what, of it?
Tom: O, nothing, except that day breaks but it doesn’t fall.
Dick: O, behave!
Tom: My landlady forgot this morning and helped me to a second piece of steak.