Dick: That was luck.
Tom: Yes, tough luck.
Dick: O, behave! I see that Kid McCoy says he’s willing to meet any man in the world for any amount of money.
Tom: So am I.
Dick: So are you? Why, the idea! Ha, ha! That makes me laugh.
Tom: Laugh away; but I’ll meet any man in the world for any amount of money, any old time.
Dick: You will?
Tom: Yes, I will. J. P. Morgan preferred.
Dick: Good! You’re all right. Well, in the first act the heroine is discovered asleep in a snow-bank.
Tom: Then she must have cold feet.