Dick: Yes, she has cold—no, she hasn’t got cold feet.
Tom: O, she has a hot-water bag on her feet?
Dick: Yes, she has, of course—no, she hasn’t either. The heroine is discovered asleep in a snow-bank and the villain comes on and—
Tom: And she wakes up and gives him the “frozen face.”
Dick: Yes, now you’ve got it—O, behave!
Tom: Say, my old maid sister found a man under her bed last night.
Dick: Is that so? What did she do, send for a policeman?
Tom: No; she sent for a minister.
Dick: O, behave!
Tom: I ain’t going to church any more.