Ed.—Yes, it would be best to use your handkerchief.
Miss Sylvia—If you are unfamiliar with the artichoke turn it down. No book can help you. It is one of the most treacherous traps that a newly-rich-society-climber can fall into. I dare not advise you.
Frank D.—No, Frank, trap is not the correct expression to use in speaking of a lady’s mouth, unless—unless she is your wife.
Harry P.—I am no lawyer. However, I believe that you have no grounds for a law-suit. You didn’t have to hold the baby.
Miss Dorris M.—Please mention the kind of a breath your dancing partner had. Also give his name and address.