James P.—Grapefruit is always uncertain. Write a letter to “the lady on your left.”
Louise—Charles Dickens’ “Curiosity Shop” is a book, not a store. Give up hunting downtown and try a library.
E. O.—A is right. Trousers; not pants.
Cleo—Yes, your touching poem, “Why Should I Suffer and Die,” is very good, but you should practice what you preach.
TO: CAPTAIN BILLY’S WHIZ BANG