Oliver Towne—I can’t quite agree with you as to the world’s greatest historical event. How about the time that Antony made a date with Cleopatra?
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J. C. R.—Yes, you are correct. The women’s wearing apparel nowadays are held up by nothing more than a string of beads on one side and the kindness of heaven on the other.
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Happy Harriet—It is quite true that a teakettle full of water sings, but whoinel wants to be a teakettle.
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James B.—I am not positive as to the number of years the government has been trying to obliterate moonshining in Kentucky. I do know, however, that they’re taking in lots of territory now.
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Hubby: “Let’s name our darling baby ‘Prohibition.’”
Wifelets: “I should say not. He’ll never be a ‘dry’.”