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Dear Captain Billy—What’s good for cooties?—Returned Soldier.
Bread crumbs.
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Dear Captain Billy—Please explain the uses of salpeter.—Tommy.
You are hereby referred to any soldier who will tell you its principal usage is in the manufacture of high explosives.
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Dear Captain Bill—What’s worse than a cow with the cooties?—Hi Ball.
A horse with a buggy behind.
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