Ma wife she meet me at de door,
She sick on me de dog,
She say, “You no sleep here tonight,
Go out and sleep wit hog.”
I try to get in hog pen,
Gee Cri, now what you tink,
Dat gaddum hog no stan for dat
On count of awful stink.
So I no hunt de skunk no more
To get hees fur and meat;