I want a Cave-man rugged and tough

To bite my neck and treat me rough.

To hold me whether I screech or bluff;

Me for the Cave-man stuff!

I want a Cave-man who can pick me up,

Slam me around like an ornery pup,

Out of his hand I would eat and sup—

Me for the Cave-man stuff!

I want a Cave-man when I’ve the blues

To take me and shake me out of my shoes,