A few months ago the girls ran away from a drunken man—now they run after him to see where he got it.

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You tell ’em, locomotive; you’ve got a tender behind you.

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Arabella: “Children are such an expense nowadays, I don’t see why you have so many.”

Mrs. Murphy: “Well, you know there are moments in the lives of all great men when they don’t care a darn for expenses.”

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Born in Kentucky,

Raised in Tennessee,

Won’t somebody come