“Yes, daddy, dear, and they’re itchen.”
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Maybe He Liked Stewed Ox Tail
(Sign on Minnesota Farmer’s Fence)
NOTIS: If any man’s or woman’s cows gets into these here oats, his or her tail will be cut off as the case may be.
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Honesty in Advertising
(Sign, Casey’s Store, Golden Valley, Minn.)