Questions and Answers

Dear Captain Billy—My two sisters and myself have been gratified this week by the arrival in each family of a set of twins. Kindly suggest names for these six darlings.—Patriotic Patricia.

My moss-covered suggestion: “Pete and Repeat, Kate and Duplicate, and Max and Climax.”

* * *

Dear Capt. Billy—I am a sweet eighteen year old girl and last night I met a nice man with a limousine that wants to take me for a ride. Will it be alright to go?—Alice.

Let your conscience be your guide.

* * *

Dear Captain Billy—Do you think it would be alright if I took a tramp in the woods.—Sweet Sixteen.