Yes, with the exception that he married a widow.
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Dear Captain Billy—What kind of a woman should I marry?—Sandy Henna.
Venus would be fine. She would be perfectly safe, as both her arms are missing and she couldn’t throw things.
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Dear Captain Bill—What is a definition for man and woman?—Pinkie Cherry.
Man, Pinkie, is the Lord of Creation, and Woman is the lady of Recreation.
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Dear Banger—I want to be married secretly. What shall I do?—Pussy Foot.
Go to a justice of the peace.