You love to hesitate.

Once we howled through the jungle wastes.

With a club each won his mate.

And she had to work, nor could she shirk,

Lest a blow would be her fate.

But now we go on our bended knees

To a girl we would make our wife,

And she keeps us broke until we croak—

Alas for the modern life!

So as we dance at luncheon here,