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Immodesty’s Penalty
The Eskimo sleeps in his little bear skin,
And keeps very warm, I am told.
Last night I slept in my little bare skin
And caught a hell of a cold.
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A little girl went to the soda clerk behind the fountain and asked for a “Billy Sundae.” The clerk gave her a nut sundae.
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Said the fruit jar to the top: “You’ll have to use a rubber on me, ‘Old Top’.”