Last night I went to see a fortune teller. She read my mind, started to blush, and slapped me right in the face.
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No, Geraldine, Rex Beach is not a summer resort.
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It is said that a woman ofttimes will drive a man to drink. For the land’s sake, show me one.
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Superintendent—“How long did you work at your last job?”
Applicant—“Ten years.”
“What doing?”
“Ten years.”