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The Garter Blues
I bought my girl a pair of jeweled garters for Christmas, but now she’s given them to another girl.
Now I know I’ll never see those garters again.
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“A wild woman caused my downfall.”
“How’s that?”
“She tripped me.”
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I bought my girl a pair of jeweled garters for Christmas, but now she’s given them to another girl.
Now I know I’ll never see those garters again.
* * *
“A wild woman caused my downfall.”
“How’s that?”
“She tripped me.”
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