Now, boys and girls, let’s all sing “I’ve Got the Blues,” in A flat.
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There’s water in the ocean,
There’s water in the sea,
For the last year or two
They’ve been watering me.
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Dear Bill: I don’t feel right; I feel so blue; please write a line and tell me what to do.
Drink ink—makes everything write.
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