Mrs. Smith to Mrs. Johnson: “Ain’t it funny what some folks will do to get their name in the paper? Now there’s the Olson family. I see by the Tribune this mornin’ where they’ve got a new baby at their home.”
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Hail, hail, the gang’s all here;
Some liar said I had real beer.
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A wife may be a necessity—another man’s wife is certainly a luxury.
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Virtue is its own reward—and too often its only reward.
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