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Whenever I see a chorus girl with a new Hudson seal coat, it is none of my business.
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Times Change
’Tis true times do change. A man used to take his musket and powder horn and go hunting for a deer. But now the little dear takes a powder puff and goes hunting for a man.
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Somebody Is Always—
Old Hiram Keller went to the cellar
To get a wee nip on the sly;