At the foot of the stair, he found his wife there,
And didn’t she give him the eye!
* * *
Sworn Off
No, thank you. As I say, the friendship of a good man for his good friend’s good wife is a rare and fine thing.
But for ordinary human nature it is too risky.
* * *
Life always has some horrid clog
To trip a fellow up,
And it’s hard to be a gay, gay dog