His wife can tell just where he is
Morning, noon and night.
He’s dead.
Jest Jokes and Jingles
“If you can’t laugh at the jokes of this age,
Laugh at the age of these jokes.”
He Didn’t Write So Very Often
Mr. Ever Sharp of Lead, S. Dak., had the nerve to write that his most embarrassing moment happened when he asked a young lady clerk in a stationery store for some lead. I’m glad I use a fountain pen.