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Isn’t the X-ray wonderful? A Chicago dispatch says with the X-ray it is now possible to have pictures taken of your “diverticula of the sigmoid” for the loved ones at home.
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A Domestic Disaster
“Isn’t it awful! My husband has run off with our cook.”
“Terrible, and cooks are so scarce!”
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No Chance
“There, what was I telling you—figures never lie!”
“No, they can’t—not with the dresses the girls are wearing nowadays.”