“Midnight or later maybe,
If I’m not home till break of day,
You stand to with the baby.”
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I have a wife and I have a flivver. My license to run the flivver is o. k., but my license to run my wife absolutely is the bunk.
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Feminine Intuition
Speaking of women having more sense than men, did you ever notice that when the baby gets big enough to walk father wants to give away the baby carriage, but mother puts it in the garret?
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