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A Carman’s Love Code
When a woman is sulky and will not speak—EXITER.
If she gets too excited—CONTROLLER.
If she talks too much—INTERRUPTER.
If her ideas and yours do not coincide—CONVERTER.
If she is willing to come half way—METER.
If she comes all the way—RECEIVER.
If she wants to go further—CONDUCTER.