If she wants to go all the way—DISPATCHER.
If she proves you did her wrong—COMPENSATER.
If she goes up in the air—CONDENSER.
If she wants chocolates—FEEDER.
If she will permit you—KISSER.
If she wants to dance—JAZZ WITH HER.
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A New Proposal
Half in earnest, half in joke,
Tell me, maiden, ere I’m broke,