Dear Captain Bill—My fiance says she will not marry me until I have done something big in life. Can you suggest something?—Worried Romeo.

Why not try washing elephants.

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Dear Skipper Bill—What is meant by a “ruined career?”—Carrie A. Kidd.

Bartending.

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Dear Captain Bill—Who was the first jockey?

Eve. Adam entered her in the human race.

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