Dear Captain Bill—My fiance says she will not marry me until I have done something big in life. Can you suggest something?—Worried Romeo.
Why not try washing elephants.
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Dear Skipper Bill—What is meant by a “ruined career?”—Carrie A. Kidd.
Bartending.
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Dear Captain Bill—Who was the first jockey?
Eve. Adam entered her in the human race.
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