Dear Whiz Bang Bill—If a flivver ran over a farmer’s rooster, what would he be out?—Artie Choke.
Nothing that I know about, except possibly his rooster would be out a foot or two.
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Dear Captain Billy—Who was the world’s greatest female juggler?—Soubrette Sue.
Nat Goodwin.
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Dear Captain Billy—What is the meaning of the word “flapper?”—June Peas.
Flapper is usually applied to a girl who flaps.
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Captain Bill—I am a wrestler and a very light sleeper, my wife snores likell. What would you recommend to stop her sonorous snores?—Ima Snoozer.