Use a strangle hold.
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Dear Skipper Bill—What is meant by the expression “A silent partner?”—Gangrene Gertie.
A woman’s husband.
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Dear Captain Bill—What makes the human race?—Hammond Eggs.
Men and women chasing each other.
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Dear Skipper Bill—What’s the difference between a cow and a baby?—Dunn O. Nuttin.