By arresting them and placing them in jail;

Virtue can’t be legislated into man, degenerated,

Ancient rights can’t be usurped—they will prevail,

So I’m happy, hail and hearty and sometimes put on a party

Of my own without a solitary care,

Where I spend such blissful hours, in the fairest of all bowers,

In my little home-made bar beneath the stair.

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I Doubt If You Don’t