When the Whiz Bang first made its debut into the world in 1919, we published the poem, “I Don’t.” Now steps up a contributor and offers an answer to it. Both of them have punch and pep, so we are offering these twin sisters of poetic mirth for your approval herewith.—The Editor.

I Don’t

My mama told me not to smoke—

I Don’t.

Nor listen to a naughty joke—

I Don’t.

They made it clear I must not wink

At handsome men nor even think

About intoxicating drink—

I Don’t.