Who wore the most wonderful hose

They set the men staring

But she wasn’t caring

For that’s why she wore ’em, I s’pose.

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Perfect Cleanliness

“Martha, have you wiped the sink dry yet?” asked the farmer as he made ready for bed.

“Yes, Joshua, why do you ask!”

“Well, I did want a drink of water, but I guess I can wait until morning.”