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Miss Allison’s Sensation
We’ve heard lots of gossip from Hollywood, but it takes a Philadelphia “questions and answers” editor to win the rubber medal, in the following:
Q.—Who is the movie actress whose horse ran away with her recently?
A.—This blushing experience befell May Allison recently while enacting the famous ride of Lady Godiva in Hollywood. The scene was made at night and (Miss Allison clad only in a long flowing blonde wig) was riding her horse down the street when the animal took fright at the brilliant lights and made a bolt for a public street.
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A Nice Neighborhood
Two neighbor women were having a word battle over the backyard fence.
Mrs. Brown—“I know more about your husband than you do.”
Mrs. Jones—“Then you had better keep silent, as I know more about you than your husband does.”