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A woman who can love but once is pretty badly stuck on herself.
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It may be peculiar, but a horse can eat best without a bit in his mouth.
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Man is made of dust; along comes the water wagon of fate and his name is mud.
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Before a man marries, he swears to love; after marriage, he loves to swear.
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Human nature shows to better advantage at a dog fight than at a prayer meeting.