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Love is blind. Perhaps that accounts for some of the bad shots he has made.

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Blessed is the man that is born of little furniture, for it shall be easier to move.

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Most women are both good and true; in fact, most of them are too good to be true.

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You can never judge the length of a woman’s tongue by the size of her mouth.

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