Love has been called miserable happiness. Not so, it is what makes happiness miserable.

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He is a mean father who has his whiskers shaved off because the baby likes to pull them.

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Some women kiss their pet dogs in preference to their husbands. Some men are born lucky.

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The girl who wishes she had been born a boy will never make a good wife—she will want to wear the pants.

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A pretty woman with brains usually sends some man to the devil. If she hasn’t brains, she goes there herself.