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Some men promise to stop smoking after marriage without exacting a similar promise from the girl.

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If Mother Eve had been as wise as some of her daughters, what a fool she’d have made of that snake.

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A man will promise a woman or a baby anything to keep them quiet. Sometimes he delivers the goods in the case of the baby.

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All of us believe in law and order, of course, but a surprisingly large number of people like to see a policeman get whipped.

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Of course polygamy is dreadful, but an Oriental wife can come within four or five guesses of knowing where her husband spends his evenings.