The crowd then gathered ’round him and the story Slim begun.

’Tis true I’m on the bum, boys; I’m on the hog for fair.

But in the past I led them all, my roll was always there.

I never turned an old pal down, I spent my money free.

And all the sports along the line were glad to stick with me.

I was an all ’round hustler, I trimmed the birdies right.

I never shied at any game when greenbacks were in sight,

But one sad night I met my fate; I fell like many more,

That’s how I’m on the bum, boys, played out and feeling sore;

It happened just five years ago, if I remember right,