I trimmed a sucker for a roll and felt most out of sight.

I took a stroll along the line; “set up” for all the boys,

And just to pass the time away I dropped in Kid McCoy’s.

And while I sat there drinking, getting on a mighty stew,

A dead swell dame came in the place and sat beside me, too.

I asked her if she’d have a drink, she sweetly said she would,

And as I gazed into her eyes, I thought I understood.

Perhaps you’ll think me fickle, pals, but it isn’t any dream;

For when it comes to peachy looks that “Tommy” was the queen.

We “chewed the rag” for quite a while, I “shot the con” for fair,