Traveling Men, of course, God bless ’em.
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Dear Skipper—What is considered the safest place on a battleship?—Otto Know.
I believe if I were a sailor during an engagement that I might find it necessary to seek the seclusiveness of “the head.”
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Dear Captain Bill—Will you please tell me what is a Nymph?—Farmer Boy.
A Nymph, my boy, is a hasher with a good form who gets a job in a bathing girls’ show exhibiting her Prowess.
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Democratic as he is, even the bootlegger treats his friend, the cop, from the bottle reserved “For Officers Only.”