To sit on a cake of ice and have someone throw limburger cheese in your face and imagine you are having a sleigh ride.
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Dear Bill—Who was the best known enlisted man in the United States army?—Count Lehman.
Joe Latrine.
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Dear W. B. Bill—I’m a bashful young man. How can I have a girl?—Busch Wah.
Wiser men than I have puzzled over this question and never found a solution. However, I don’t see why you want one.
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Dear Captain Bill—Who is it that attracts all the town girls to the depot, and who always suspects the playing card manufacturers, and who causes the farmer to load his shotgun?—Watt Hoe.